thislifemaybealie

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via making-lovefaces)

ka-kawgoodsir:

globalsoftpirka:

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.

Bad Lip Reading is the greatest thing.

"Hey, tuna flavour."

“Do something fruity.”

(Source: swaggy-surfer, via all-direction-blind)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(via sunsets-nd-trees)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via sad-butsassy)

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via sad-butsassy)

youtubebabes:

desillusional:

desillusional:

so i was wearing this today 

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and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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put my hair down and accessorized

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BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

(via lissathelion)

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