thislifemaybealie

Devon. 19. Socal.

Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

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apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates” (via dominicjohndiglio)

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I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

vineofficial:

I found out I have a kink for my bf speaking German to me and the best part is I don’t know what he’s saying so yesterday I almost came to him saying he cycled here very fast on his green bicycle

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deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

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therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool

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youaremyeverythingtome:

harderfitterfastersmarter:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

new favorite post

i must reblog this everytime so the other girls will see it!

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grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80
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