Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
I’ll never get tired of bad lip reading. I’m still wondering how their mouths are forming these words.
Bad Lip Reading is the greatest thing.
"Hey, tuna flavour."“Do something fruity.”
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible