thislifemaybealie

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

(via andeeroo)

magnezone:

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you 

(via my-repeating-apologies)

chekovvv:

i want someone to cuddle me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to kiss me (◡‿◡✿)

i want someone to roughly shove me up against the wall and make out with me until my head spins (◡‿◡✿)

(via tables-turned)

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

(via my-repeating-apologies)

(Source: rob-benedict, via my-repeating-apologies)

supernatural-fandom-central:

rawr-says-taco:

wartortles:

do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body

ok guys this is officially the best pun the supernatural fandom has to offer. we are done. its been done. you can leave now.

(Source: impmon, via my-repeating-apologies)

crewdlydrawn:

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”

Brilliant.

(via hazardous-waste)